Me:
jo homie
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
O REALLYY?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like me, and i dont like you.
God:
You are not the only one. Sure, I like you very much. That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
mhkay
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i said "MHHH... KAAAAAY" okay?
God:
What did you mean by it? So was that. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
i kill myself now ,ok?
God:
OK. Right now? I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
no its good for all.
God:
Are you serious? Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
you are the best!
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.