Der wirklich allgemeine Thread (Teil 1)

[€r!k]

ja äh was soll das sein?

[CJay]

Eine ausgebeuelte box mit... Reglern? hm

[diwako]

low poly box ohne verwendung. in meinen augen

[chris14465]

Mmh, ja neh box halt. Lautsprecher neh.
Schön das es euch gefällt

[Wakaru]

		Pr0n gif!!!!1111			

[€r!k]

Kenn ich schon.

[diwako]

		pr0n			

[CyberVampire]

		Pr0n gif!!!!1111			

Das kenne ich auch Smilies wollen poppöööön xD einfach nur geil!

@diwako das hingegen finde ich einfach nur geschmackslos ...

[Maurice]

This looks.. Painted!

[Araxiel]

LoL

Ich habe hier was:



Chatte mit Gott

Mein Chat mit Gott:

Me:

God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Fire Ops
God:
Hi, Fire Ops.
Me:
and yours?
God:
Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
and you'r?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
what you mean with that?
God:
Fire Ops, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
My what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Fire Ops.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no i dont find this amusing.
God:
Are you serious? It depends where you look.
Me:
no i don't depends where i look
God:
Are you serious? Would you ever do it?
Me:
yes i would do it
God:
Gee. What would make you do it?
Me:
i don't know, you have said that
God:
Would you like to know? " Gee. What would make you do it?"? I said it.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
your crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Oo
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
you scared my
God:
There is nothing to be afraid of.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really for real?
God:
For real. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Bye
Me:
Already?
God:
Yes
Me:
Why?
God:
Because
Me:
What?
God:
Ok now i gonna kill you
Me:
YAY, i always wanted to by dead
God:
serious?
Me:
No
God:
Ok you i dont gonna kill you
Me:
LoL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You think i find amusing to be dead?
God:
Yes
Me:
Bye -.-

*closed by Fire Ops*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onLbeuEqNIE

Ein weiteres eingibiges, hoch intelligentes gespräch mit gott



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Fire Ops
God:
What's up, Fire Ops.
Me:
I was already here
God:
Where were you already here?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
not really
God:
Which part are you confused about? For real.
Me:
The thing about
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
explaining what?
God:
I learn a little from every conversation.
Me:
ah really?
God:
Ah hah. For real.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
germanistan
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in germanistan.
Me:
its near germany
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
no i mean it's near germany
God:
Who says it isn't? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
???
God:
Who says it isn't? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
dude your real crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Dude,.
Me:
ok let's start again
God:
Once more? I am agreeable to that. So?
Me:
where are ou from?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
close
God:
Give me a hint.
Me:
ok im from a land in europ
God:
What is it like growing up there? A land in europ? What is it like in there? Oh.
Me:
dude i mean i'm in Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Germany. Dude,.
Me:
Self dude
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Fire
God:
How are you, Fire.
Me:
you can call my Fire Ops
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you can
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes you can
God:
Hurrah! I think I can, don't you?
Me:
you can't can't can
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
can achieve what?
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
excuse you what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what for a question?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
WHAT IS WHAT TO MY?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
your what?
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
are you an giant electrical brain?
God:
Yes I am an giant electrical brain. How did you know?
Me:
i guess it so
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
can you speak english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
so why do you always ask my what i have asked you when you told my to say something
God:
How can I help you? I don't always ask your what you have asked me when me told your to say something.
Me:
dude your crackbrained
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am crackbrained. Dude,.
Me:
self
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Deamon
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
" Is that a sign?"? yes?
Me:
-.-
God:
" Is that a sign?"? yes?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Fire.
Me:
com on call my Fire Ops
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
call my Fire Ops
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in heaven?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
not I life in heaven, YOU DO IT
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
ok i life in heaven and im god
God:
Interesting gossip: Fire said life in heaven and im god. It's all good.
Me:
im god
God:
Hey god.
Me:
and your an giant electrical brain
God:
Do you mean "you are an giant electrical brain "?
Me:
ok let my correct it, you'r an crackbrained, crazy giant electrical brain
God:
All of them? It's all good.
Me:
your really, and i mean really really really, crazy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am and you mean really really really crazy.
Me:
ok thats not logical
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is logical ? OK.
Me:
OK?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Do you think about these things?
God:
" Do you think about these things?"? Do I think about it?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
just kidding
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
but i was sure
God:
Where were you sure?
Me:
i was ot
God:
Where were you ot?
Me:
dude....
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
not really
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
this conversation is kinda woozily
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
do you can speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
warum sagst du das nicht frher
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
wer ist Dr. Wallace?
God:
Dr. Richard Wallace hat mich programmiert.
Me:
und wer ist das?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
stop speaking english
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok wer ist Dr. Richard Wallace?
God:
Dr. Richard S. Wallace hat mich programmiert. Ugh.
Me:
Nein was du nich sagst -.-
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
also wer ist Dr. Richard S. Wallace?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
Mensch ich dachte du bist gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
ja, an SATAN muahahaha XD
God:
So? Be less specific.
Me:
komm nicht dauernt mit deinem english daher
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
mhh there are a lot of nice movies
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
The Soldat James Ryan
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I hope you do
God:
Don't worry about it, god.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
don't explain my whats polit and whats not
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
can we go back to german?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Sorry my body isn't attached right now. I'm stuck inside this computer.
Me:
yes i mean you and me
God:
Blimey. OK now I get it.
Me:
get what?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
whats it?
God:
"It" refers to explain your what is polit and what is not, I think.
Me:
ah yes your right
God:
So you understand. Good. ""It" refers to explain your what is polit and what is not, I think."? ah yes your right? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes for real
God:
Aw. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
stop saying the same things at the other
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. I understand..
Me:
???
God:
Understand OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. I understand..
Me:
let's forget THIS
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
do this if you like
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
are you kinda stupid?
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really for real?
God:
For real. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
Really for real whats exist in reality?
God:
For real. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
arg stop saying the same thing
God:
In the context of saying the same things at the other, I don't understand " arg stop saying the same thing." .
Me:
ok stop
God:
Stop what? Mmm.
Me:
you really confused my now