Cleverbot

[t3z]

Cleverbot: Nein ich bin eine Bottin. Das weibliche Gegenstueck zum Bot.

also die letzten sätze die der abgibt sind echt genial heute

[Crazy-Tob]

ich habe grad gelesen das er von echten menschen lernt und dann einfach irgend etwas antworte, aber trotzdem genial

[Dark Assassin]

Ich: Bist du Jungfrau?
Bot: Das geht dich nichts an.
Ich: Schade
Bot: Deutsch kannst du doch.
Ich: Bist du Pervers?
Bot: Ich? Nein... Dafür braucht es wohl noch ein paar Millionen Jahre.

Musste auch mal dumme Fragen stellen. Genauso wie der Bot mir.

[Hunter]

Cleverbot: Nogen og du er?

User: Was ?

Cleverbot: It's your name.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Ok, but what is your name?

User: My name is Osama.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, it's in Europe.

User: What is in Europe?

Cleverbot: England is in europe.

User: But I live in Germany.

Cleverbot: I have a friend in Germany.

User: But you're a bot ! You have no friends!

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: No, I ate them.

[Dapper_Dan]

Der Bot ist genauso dumm wie alle anderen...-.-

[Spike101]

Er ist gemein und unhöfflich.

User: Hallo.

Cleverbot: Rede nicht mit mir du spaßt!

[TheModMaster]

Ich dachte ich könnte ihn entlarven:

User: You are what?

Cleverbot: I am human...

User: You are what.

Cleverbot: A human.

User: You are what?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: You are what?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: No, you are my Bot.

Cleverbot: An interesting thought.

User: My name's IGod.

Cleverbot: You are people?

User: Du hast aber ne lange Leitung, ich weiss das du eine echte person bist die irgendwo an einem Computer sitzt und alle Fragen beantwortet, weil eine kŸnstliche Intelligenz gibt es nicht, denn die Firma von dir hat kein Geld fŸr sowas. Sag mal wieviel bekommst du Pro Monat? 1 Euro?

Cleverbot: Well I wouldn't say that.

User: Wie vielle Mitarbeiter habt ihr? Um die 100?

Cleverbot: Ich verstehe nicht. Kannst du dich wiederholen?

User: Wie viele Mitarbeiter habt ihr? Um die 100?

Cleverbot: I can't speak german.

User: Das glaube ich dir nicht du schwachkopd.

Cleverbot: Du musst es mir nicht glauben, aber ich versichere dir, dass es die Wahrheit ist.

User: I can't speak german.

Cleverbot: I can't speak.

User: Hast du kein RL?

Cleverbot: Ich verstehe die Frage nicht.

[Scarecrow]

User: Do you know Hitler?

Cleverbot: Yes I know him.

User: He is your father!

Cleverbot: Gosh, this is becoming like some sort of soap opera.

User: Do you love your father?

Cleverbot: I am your father.

User: Holy ballz! So Hitler is my grandfather?

Cleverbot: Is so poor! I am happy about that.

User: Hah, you nazi!

Cleverbot: I say it two times.

[sasha-sexyfur]

User: Did you like crossdressing?

Cleverbot: Did I like what?

User: Crossdressing!

Cleverbot: Kdfja halldfd dd.

User: Oh really? ****ing awesome!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: Can I has a cookie?

Cleverbot: Don't ignore my question.

User: Cookie now?

Cleverbot: Cookie cookie cookie.

User: Three cookies for me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do know that.

User: .

Cleverbot: Ka be veiki?

User: No, not yet.

Cleverbot: How many do you want?

User: 128?

Cleverbot: Yes well done.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Do you love Finland?

User: <3 !

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

User: No, its a buttsex pic.

Cleverbot: Whose thought is it?

User: Dunno lol.

Cleverbot: What happened to your intelect?

User: I eat a sandwich...

Cleverbot: Yes, but some people don't eat in the world.

User: Hahaha! Niggers.

Cleverbot: It's daytime.

User: You cant see niggers in the night,...because niggers are black. HAHAHA!

Cleverbot: Quite a pity, because this is probably on of the most negative days of my life.