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[monky2k6]

du bist ein potenzielles Opfa

Nicht verwechseln mit Potenzopfa!

So ich habe mir schon seit längerem mal einen Spruch ausgedacht, den ich hier nun auch mal posten will:

Nicht die Geschwindigkeit einer Entwicklung ist entscheidend, sondern die Richtung.

[Maurice]

Einfach mal mein Lieblingsquote von bash:

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

[Pepy]

Ich hab auch nen Geilen:

Ich: Es Gibt auch auserhalb des Internets ein Real Life... Wusstest du das?
Er: WTF!
Er: LINK!

[Andrey]

Dresch Zocker: jeder liebt den heavy du schwuchtel!

[nowai]

der Medic besonders:

http://www.fpsbanana.com/games/media/view/9686

[Husky]

der Medic besonders:

http://www.fpsbanana.com/games/media/view/9686

[Andrey]

Maurice: WHAT THE FUCK
Maurice: MY STEAM EXPLDOED
Maurice: AFK PICKING UP THE PEICES

[Senseo1990]

<USER 1 > Let's tell scary stories!
<USER 2> Ok, I'll start.
<USER 2> There was this guy, and he was in the kitchen...OF DOOM!
<USER 2> And in that kitchen, he baked...THE PIE OF LOST SOULS!
<USER 2> And to cool that pie, he put it in...THE WINDOW TO HELL!
<USER 1> Ok, let's promise ourselves to never tell scary stories again...ever

is von http://bash.org/?random

[monky2k6]

http://german-bash.org/170794

Godlike!

[Senseo1990]

rofl! hab hier noch einen:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.