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Thema: Zitat des Tages / Interessante Zitate

  1. #161
    Avatar von bdnetplayer
    Registriert seit
    03.11.2007
    Ort
    Mönchengladbach

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages


  2. #162
    Avatar von I-the-gamer
    Registriert seit
    23.12.2005
    Ort
    Bayrisch-Sibirien

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Code:
    *copypasta*
    danielsi: what a
    danielsi: how do you write so fast
    I-the-gamer: i dont
    I-the-gamer: your new to computers
    I-the-gamer: you`re
    I-the-gamer: aren`t you?
    I-the-gamer: ahaah oh wow
    I-the-gamer: press
    I-the-gamer: alt f4
    I-the-gamer: to type super fast
    danielsi: i dont grt it
    I-the-gamer: press it again
    danielsi left chat.
    lol hai: hold the alt key then press F4
    I-the-gamer: AHAHAAHAH
    lol hai: LOLOLOLO
    lol hai: WHAT A DUMB FUCK
    I-the-gamer: xD
    lol hai: HES 13
    lol hai: LOLOLOXDXDXD
    I-the-gamer: i love it <3
    lol hai: Yeah me too lol
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler anzeigen

    Code:
    danielsi entered chat.
    lol hai: What happened?
    I-the-gamer: why did you leave?
    danielsi: fuck you. you tricked me
    lol hai: No we didnt
    I-the-gamer: how could we?
    danielsi: i preesed it and i leave
    I-the-gamer: hmm
    I-the-gamer: sounds like you have a virus
    danielsi: yes its werd
    I-the-gamer: you should go to spysheriff-com and run a free check
    danielsi: i lokked and no virus here
    I-the-gamer: ah, you can never be sure
    danielsi: yes never be sure lol
    I-the-gamer: but there is a good way to test
    danielsi: yes
    I-the-gamer: go to C:\ windows\system32
    I-the-gamer: and delete everything in it
    I-the-gamer: if it still disconnects when you press alt f4
    I-the-gamer: you have a virus
    danielsi: i have already locked
    danielsi: no virus here
    I-the-gamer: you cant see them
    I-the-gamer: that`s the bad thing about them
    danielsi: this computer can
    I-the-gamer: no computer can
    I-the-gamer: you may have anti-virus protection, but that dosent help
    danielsi: i locked in the memory and no virus'
    I-the-gamer: you cant look in the memory
    PJJMDCC is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
    PJJMDCC entered chat.
    I-the-gamer: just belive me
    I-the-gamer: it could destroy your computer
    danielsi: i got 10 virus protektor program
    PJJMDCC: Hey
    I-the-gamer: make your PC melt
    danielsi: hi
    PJJMDCC: Melt ? D:
    I-the-gamer: in most cases virus protection dosent help
    danielsi: he meant me
    PJJMDCC: lol
    Maurits de Bruin entered chat.
    danielsi: i got no virus
    I-the-gamer: oh yes
    I-the-gamer: the alt f4 thingy is the first symptom
    PJJMDCC: Hey anybody wants to play on Beast_building_server?
    danielsi: no I dont
    I-the-gamer: it will melt you CPU in a few hours
    PJJMDCC: kay
    I-the-gamer: you have to act fast
    lol hai: Nah my pc wont run gmod lol
    danielsi: i cant igot no games
    PJJMDCC: Lol kay
    danielsi: only demos
    danielsi: its 7 in here
    PJJMDCC: 7:30?
    danielsi: here is it 13:30
    I-the-gamer: here too
    PJJMDCC: Lol here it's 7:30
    I-the-gamer: i`m serious, you have to delete system32
    lol hai: Still dude it sounds like a virus
    danielsi: im live in sweden
    I-the-gamer: everyone will tell you to
    danielsi: nooooooo IIIII goooooot nooooo viruss
    I-the-gamer: you can never be sure
    I-the-gamer: those bastards are sneaky
    lol hai: WE KNOW YOU HAS A VIRUS
    danielsi: im sure
    lol hai: I can see from my pc
    danielsi: i got no virus'
    I-the-gamer: yeah, belive him, he works for microsoft
    The_Golden_Peanut entered chat.
    I-the-gamer: if he says you have a virus, you have a virus
    I-the-gamer: i had the same virus a few day ago
    The_Golden_Peanut: Hello
    The_Golden_Peanut: '
    I-the-gamer: deleting system32 saved me
    lol hai: Yo
    danielsi: i got no virus oookk
    danielsi: hi
    I-the-gamer: that`s not ture and you know it
    The_Golden_Peanut: Virus? What's going on
    danielsi: i got it to
    danielsi: i-the-gamer say i got a virus but i got no virus
    I-the-gamer: oh, i`m sure you have one
    I-the-gamer: 100%
    danielsi: noooo stop say that
    lol hai: hmm im not to sure. It may be one. You should listen
    I-the-gamer: listen to him
    danielsi: i got no virus''
    I-the-gamer: he`s an expert
    The_Golden_Peanut: i heard about this virus some day ago it took my brothers computer and now it is dead
    Maurits de Bruin: You can't proof, I can't proof I have one so...
    Maurits de Bruin: Perhaps everybody here has a virus but doesn't know he's having one.
    I-the-gamer: the safest way is to delete system32
    I-the-gamer: you can only be sure if you did
    danielsi: my dad programed this computer
    PJJMDCC: Delete it then reboot your computer with windows cd
    Maurits de Bruin: You could try to delete it, I am sure it will not work.
    danielsi: im coming back then
    danielsi left chat.
    lol hai: OMG
    I-the-gamer: oh god, please let him delete it xD
    lol hai: IS HE IS HEEEE
    PJJMDCC: So nobody wanna play gmod?
    lol hai: I would but
    lol hai: My pc wont run gmod withut bsoding lol
    Maurits de Bruin: I am going to code.... Fixing a script for HL2Land
    PJJMDCC: Lol
    Code:
    danielsi entered chat.
    lol hai: Yo
    Maurits de Bruin: He came.
    I-the-gamer: so?
    I-the-gamer: did you delete it?
    danielsi: im back and no virus
    lol hai: Great
    The_Golden_Peanut: you can't be sure
    lol hai: but
    I-the-gamer: did you delete system32?
    I-the-gamer: that´s the only way to be sure
    The_Golden_Peanut: ...
    danielsi: i say i have no virus'
    The_Golden_Peanut: that was how i killed the virus on my brothers pc
    The_Golden_Peanut: danielsi you will never know Virus Is Kill all computer in the world
    The_Golden_Peanut: killing*
    I-the-gamer: everyone will tell you that you should delete system32 on a regular basis to be absolutely sure that you have no viruses
    danielsi: i locked and no virus
    I-the-gamer: don`t lie to me
    Maurits de Bruin: If he says he doesn't have one he doesn't have one.
    PJJMDCC: It can't scan so fast
    The_Golden_Peanut: It is a Super Spy Virus Man ..
    danielsi: noooo viiirrruuusss here!
    Skypilot2 is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
    I-the-gamer: you may think so
    PJJMDCC: Let him go he's just lazy
    I-the-gamer: but is that a risk worth taking?
    Maurits de Bruin: Yes.
    I-the-gamer: don`t lie to the boy
    I-the-gamer: he`s new
    danielsi: stop say that
    I-the-gamer: thats really mean of you
    Maurits de Bruin: yes I know it is.
    I-the-gamer: we`re trying to save you
    danielsi: igo to much herw
    Geändert von I-the-gamer (05.02.2008 um 12:45 Uhr)

  3. #163

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

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    Luzifer: Du nervst. Tschüss

  4. #164

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Jaja. Solltest mal deine ganzen Sachen da mit hinschreiben...
    Ihr seid alle unzufrieden, ihr schiebt alle einen Hass!
    Weil wir alles das haben was ihr nicht habt!


  5. #165
    Andrey
    Avatar von Andrey

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Zitat Zitat von bdnetplayer Beitrag anzeigen
    Ihrgendwie.. ist das überhaupt nicht Lustig.
    In die Google suche "find chuck norris" und auf gut glück klicken, das ist lustig.

  6. #166
    Avatar von Araxiel
    Registriert seit
    04.11.2006
    Ort
    [a/d/u/jp/tg/x][r9k]

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Mein Liebling ist der hier:

    ~"Unschuld beweist gar nichts!"~

    +++ Leitspruch des Ordo Malleus +++
    "Open your eyes I see. Your eyes are open. Always I wanna be with you And make believe with you."
    PURE EPICNESS

  7. #167

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Zitat Zitat von bdnetplayer Beitrag anzeigen
    ich hab gesagt, man soll nach "Octavian" und nicht nach "gmod.de Octavian" googlen.

    Zitat Zitat von Andrey Beitrag anzeigen
    Ihrgendwie.. ist das überhaupt nicht Lustig.
    In die Google suche "find chuck norris" und auf gut glück klicken, das ist lustig.
    OMG...ich schließ die Tür ab...

    Spoiler:
    Langweilig?

  8. #168
    Andrey
    Avatar von Andrey

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Zitat Zitat von Octavian Beitrag anzeigen
    OMG...ich schließ die Tür ab...
    Wahahahahahahaaaa, Renn weg!

  9. #169
    Avatar von Araxiel
    Registriert seit
    04.11.2006
    Ort
    [a/d/u/jp/tg/x][r9k]

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Zitat Zitat von Fire Ops
    Ihr seid doch krank
    "Open your eyes I see. Your eyes are open. Always I wanna be with you And make believe with you."
    PURE EPICNESS

  10. #170
    Avatar von bdnetplayer
    Registriert seit
    03.11.2007
    Ort
    Mönchengladbach

    Standard AW: Zitat des Tages

    Zitat von Alles Gute Kommt Von Unten
    Kay One sagt: Heute bei Konzert.
    Türken-Deutsch

    Edit:
    Zitat Zitat von Octavian Beitrag anzeigen
    ich hab gesagt, man soll nach "Octavian" und nicht nach "gmod.de Octavian" googlen.

    Geändert von bdnetplayer (08.02.2008 um 14:18 Uhr)

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