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danielsi: what a
danielsi: how do you write so fast
I-the-gamer: i dont
I-the-gamer: your new to computers
I-the-gamer: you`re
I-the-gamer: aren`t you?
I-the-gamer: ahaah oh wow
I-the-gamer: press
I-the-gamer: alt f4
I-the-gamer: to type super fast
danielsi: i dont grt it
I-the-gamer: press it again
danielsi left chat.
lol hai: hold the alt key then press F4
I-the-gamer: AHAHAAHAH
lol hai: LOLOLOLO
lol hai: WHAT A DUMB FUCK
I-the-gamer: xD
lol hai: HES 13
lol hai: LOLOLOXDXDXD
I-the-gamer: i love it <3
lol hai: Yeah me too lol
Spoiler:Spoiler anzeigen
Code:danielsi entered chat.
lol hai: What happened?
I-the-gamer: why did you leave?
danielsi: fuck you. you tricked me
lol hai: No we didnt
I-the-gamer: how could we?
danielsi: i preesed it and i leave
I-the-gamer: hmm
I-the-gamer: sounds like you have a virus
danielsi: yes its werd
I-the-gamer: you should go to spysheriff-com and run a free check
danielsi: i lokked and no virus here
I-the-gamer: ah, you can never be sure
danielsi: yes never be sure lol
I-the-gamer: but there is a good way to test
danielsi: yes
I-the-gamer: go to C:\ windows\system32
I-the-gamer: and delete everything in it
I-the-gamer: if it still disconnects when you press alt f4
I-the-gamer: you have a virus
danielsi: i have already locked
danielsi: no virus here
I-the-gamer: you cant see them
I-the-gamer: that`s the bad thing about them
danielsi: this computer can
I-the-gamer: no computer can
I-the-gamer: you may have anti-virus protection, but that dosent help
danielsi: i locked in the memory and no virus'
I-the-gamer: you cant look in the memory
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PJJMDCC entered chat.
I-the-gamer: just belive me
I-the-gamer: it could destroy your computer
danielsi: i got 10 virus protektor program
PJJMDCC: Hey
I-the-gamer: make your PC melt
danielsi: hi
PJJMDCC: Melt ? D:
I-the-gamer: in most cases virus protection dosent help
danielsi: he meant me
PJJMDCC: lol
Maurits de Bruin entered chat.
danielsi: i got no virus
I-the-gamer: oh yes
I-the-gamer: the alt f4 thingy is the first symptom
PJJMDCC: Hey anybody wants to play on Beast_building_server?
danielsi: no I dont
I-the-gamer: it will melt you CPU in a few hours
PJJMDCC: kay
I-the-gamer: you have to act fast
lol hai: Nah my pc wont run gmod lol
danielsi: i cant igot no games
PJJMDCC: Lol kay
danielsi: only demos
danielsi: its 7 in here
PJJMDCC: 7:30?
danielsi: here is it 13:30
I-the-gamer: here too
PJJMDCC: Lol here it's 7:30
I-the-gamer: i`m serious, you have to delete system32
lol hai: Still dude it sounds like a virus
danielsi: im live in sweden
I-the-gamer: everyone will tell you to
danielsi: nooooooo IIIII goooooot nooooo viruss
I-the-gamer: you can never be sure
I-the-gamer: those bastards are sneaky
lol hai: WE KNOW YOU HAS A VIRUS
danielsi: im sure
lol hai: I can see from my pc
danielsi: i got no virus'
I-the-gamer: yeah, belive him, he works for microsoft
The_Golden_Peanut entered chat.
I-the-gamer: if he says you have a virus, you have a virus
I-the-gamer: i had the same virus a few day ago
The_Golden_Peanut: Hello
The_Golden_Peanut: '
I-the-gamer: deleting system32 saved me
lol hai: Yo
danielsi: i got no virus oookk
danielsi: hi
I-the-gamer: that`s not ture and you know it
The_Golden_Peanut: Virus? What's going on
danielsi: i got it to
danielsi: i-the-gamer say i got a virus but i got no virus
I-the-gamer: oh, i`m sure you have one
I-the-gamer: 100%
danielsi: noooo stop say that
lol hai: hmm im not to sure. It may be one. You should listen
I-the-gamer: listen to him
danielsi: i got no virus''
I-the-gamer: he`s an expert
The_Golden_Peanut: i heard about this virus some day ago it took my brothers computer and now it is dead
Maurits de Bruin: You can't proof, I can't proof I have one so...
Maurits de Bruin: Perhaps everybody here has a virus but doesn't know he's having one.
I-the-gamer: the safest way is to delete system32
I-the-gamer: you can only be sure if you did
danielsi: my dad programed this computer
PJJMDCC: Delete it then reboot your computer with windows cd
Maurits de Bruin: You could try to delete it, I am sure it will not work.
danielsi: im coming back then
danielsi left chat.
lol hai: OMG
I-the-gamer: oh god, please let him delete it xD
lol hai: IS HE IS HEEEE
PJJMDCC: So nobody wanna play gmod?
lol hai: I would but
lol hai: My pc wont run gmod withut bsoding lol
Maurits de Bruin: I am going to code.... Fixing a script for HL2Land
PJJMDCC: Lol
Code:danielsi entered chat.
lol hai: Yo
Maurits de Bruin: He came.
I-the-gamer: so?
I-the-gamer: did you delete it?
danielsi: im back and no virus
lol hai: Great
The_Golden_Peanut: you can't be sure
lol hai: but
I-the-gamer: did you delete system32?
I-the-gamer: that´s the only way to be sure
The_Golden_Peanut: ...
danielsi: i say i have no virus'
The_Golden_Peanut: that was how i killed the virus on my brothers pc
The_Golden_Peanut: danielsi you will never know Virus Is Kill all computer in the world
The_Golden_Peanut: killing*
I-the-gamer: everyone will tell you that you should delete system32 on a regular basis to be absolutely sure that you have no viruses
danielsi: i locked and no virus
I-the-gamer: don`t lie to me
Maurits de Bruin: If he says he doesn't have one he doesn't have one.
PJJMDCC: It can't scan so fast
The_Golden_Peanut: It is a Super Spy Virus Man ..
danielsi: noooo viiirrruuusss here!
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I-the-gamer: you may think so
PJJMDCC: Let him go he's just lazy
I-the-gamer: but is that a risk worth taking?
Maurits de Bruin: Yes.
I-the-gamer: don`t lie to the boy
I-the-gamer: he`s new
danielsi: stop say that
I-the-gamer: thats really mean of you
Maurits de Bruin: yes I know it is.
I-the-gamer: we`re trying to save you
danielsi: igo to much herw
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Jaja. Solltest mal deine ganzen Sachen da mit hinschreiben...
Ihrgendwie.. ist das überhaupt nicht Lustig.Zitat:
Zitat von bdnetplayer
In die Google suche "find chuck norris" und auf gut glück klicken, das ist lustig.
Mein Liebling ist der hier:
~"Unschuld beweist gar nichts!"~
+++ Leitspruch des Ordo Malleus +++
ich hab gesagt, man soll nach "Octavian" und nicht nach "gmod.de Octavian" googlen. ;)Zitat:
Zitat von bdnetplayer
OMG...ich schließ die Tür ab...Zitat:
Zitat von Andrey
Wahahahahahahaaaa, Renn weg!Zitat:
Zitat von Octavian
Zitat:
Zitat von Fire Ops
Türken-Deutsch :PZitat:
Zitat von Alles Gute Kommt Von Unten
Kay One sagt: Heute bei Konzert.
Edit:
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5...enannt1ec6.jpgZitat:
Zitat von Octavian
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5...45d6e93a12.jpg
Es.. ist immer noch nicht witzig.Zitat:
Zitat von bdnetplayer
Ist doch egal, manche haben halt einen eher... unwitzigen Humor.Zitat:
Zitat von Andrey
Das! Ist Witzig!Zitat:
Zitat von Fire Ops
:rofl:
Hat jemand gesagt das es Lustig sein soll?Zitat:
Zitat von Andrey
Also ich hab nix gehört......
//€heheheheditZitat:
Zitat von Gmod.de - Gruppenchat
Zitat:
Zitat von Gmod.de - Gruppennerv
Zitat:
Zitat von BrickBirkland
Das witzige ist " Ne sorry "Zitat:
Maurice ist Online.
Maurice: ne sorry
Maurice: ich geh zu schlecht
Maurice: also, to bed
Kapier ich nich :shock:Zitat:
Zitat von Andrey
Maurice hat mal SORRY gesagt das isses!
Spoiler:LOL
KRANK! Comodo ist ein Schlechter Verlierer xD
Vergesst nicht: Jeder hat das Informationsrecht, also das Recht auf die eigene Freigabe der eigenen Daten. Wird dieses fortgehend verletzt, bin ich gezwungen, Usern Regelverstöße bis zu Verbannungen zu geben.
Oh man da unter Pepys beitrag steht Basshunter Lol
Ich musste eben mal so richtig Rofflen. :lol:
Edit: Scheisse das ändert sich die ganze Zeit,ich hätte nen Screenshot machen müssen :O
Zitat:
"Brick_Birkland: ich hab ein messer und fummel mir damit im gesicht rum..is das normal?"
"Maurice: Das ist eine desorientierte Form des Emos."
Zitat:
Kanye Best disconnected.
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Maurice: gleich werd ich wohl auch disconnecten :(
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Zitat steht unten.
Zitat:
[OOC] Captain Charge: ich mag sowieso nich popoliebe mit männern ^^
Spoiler:Unterhaltung mit Brick
:gmod:
immer ich... :roll:
du bist ein potenzielles Opfa :D
Nicht verwechseln mit Potenzopfa! :DZitat:
Zitat von Pepy
So ich habe mir schon seit längerem mal einen Spruch ausgedacht, den ich hier nun auch mal posten will:
:DZitat:
Nicht die Geschwindigkeit einer Entwicklung ist entscheidend, sondern die Richtung.
Einfach mal mein Lieblingsquote von bash:
Zitat:
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
Ich hab auch nen Geilen:
Ich: Es Gibt auch auserhalb des Internets ein Real Life... Wusstest du das?
Er: WTF!
Er: LINK!
Zitat:
Zitat von Gmod.de - Gruppenchat
der Medic besonders:
http://www.fpsbanana.com/games/media/view/9686
:gmod::gmod::gmod:Zitat:
Zitat von nowai
Zitat:
Zitat von Gmod.de | Gruppen Chat
<USER 1 > Let's tell scary stories!
<USER 2> Ok, I'll start.
<USER 2> There was this guy, and he was in the kitchen...OF DOOM!
<USER 2> And in that kitchen, he baked...THE PIE OF LOST SOULS!
<USER 2> And to cool that pie, he put it in...THE WINDOW TO HELL!
<USER 1> Ok, let's promise ourselves to never tell scary stories again...ever
is von http://bash.org/?random
http://german-bash.org/170794
Godlike! :D
rofl! hab hier noch einen:
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.