Spoiler:Todd, Amerikaner0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Peoria in the state of Illinois in the United States.
My parents have named me Todd. My surname is Stone. My mother, Jane, is 31 and my father, Eugene, is 26. I have a sister, Anna, age 6 and a sister, Jessica, who is 10.
1 year old
My father has become an alcoholic.
2 years old
I've had measles.
3 years old
4 years old
My father has become addicted to illicit drugs.
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.
My sister Jessica's boyfriend David has graduated from secondary school.
7 years old
My sister Jessica has graduated from secondary school.
My sister Jessica's boyfriend David began college.
8 years old
9 years old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My sister Jessica has moved out on her own.
My sister Anna's boyfriend Roy has graduated from secondary school.
10 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
11 years old
My sister Anna has graduated from secondary school.
12 years old
My sister Jessica's boyfriend Raymond has become an alcoholic.
13 years old
Skipped a year in school.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Paula Chapman.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Paula Chapman.
Ended my relationship with girlfriend Paula.
My sister Anna has moved out on her own.
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Tina Wagner.
Rejected by Tina Wagner.
Began work as a laborer.
My sister Jessica's boyfriend Dennis has appendicitis.
15 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Skipped a year in school.
Began trade school.
My father died from an infection.
16 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Kimberly George.
Rejected by Kimberly George.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Marilyn Alger.
We've begun seeing each other.
17 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 59 American soldiers have been killed.
Graduated from trade school.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a mail clerk.
18 years old
My mother has diabetes.
My sister Anna's boyfriend Roy has become an alcoholic.
19 years old
Marilyn Alger broke off our relationship.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Andrea Hayes.
Rejected by Andrea Hayes.
My sister Anna's boyfriend Roy has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
20 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Lisa Rodriguez.
Rejected by Lisa Rodriguez.
Began work as an electronic equipment operator.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Maria Burton.
Rejected by Maria Burton.
My sister Jessica's boyfriend Larry has given up drinking.
21 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Helen Foy.
Rejected by Helen Foy.
My sister Jessica's boyfriend Larry has become an alcoholic.
22 years old
Peace.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Kimberly Black.
Rejected by Kimberly Black.
Roy Bryant and my sister Anna have married.
My sister Anna's husband Roy has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
23 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 4.256 American soldiers have been killed.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Irene Hartl.
We've begun seeing each other.
24 years old
Denied a raise.
Began work as a salesperson.
25 years old
Peace.
Irene and I are now engaged.
Irene Hartl and I got married this year.
My sister Anna's husband Roy has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
26 years old
Moved to Sacramento.
27 years old
My sister Anna's husband Roy has given up drinking.
28 years old
My sister Jessica's boyfriend Todd has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
29 years old
My sister Jessica has been cured of depression.
30 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.
31 years old
32 years old
Receiving public assistance.
33 years old
34 years old
Rita born to Anna Bryant
35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Wife pregnant.
Received a 4% pay raise.
Began work as a computer technician.
Son ***** born.
36 years old
37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
My mother has died at age 71 from diabetes.
Inherited money from my parents.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
41 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.
My son ***** began school.
42 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Invested 20000 dollars in a bank account.
43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.
Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
My sister Anna has been hurt in an accident.
46 years old
47 years old
Decided to commit a burglary.
Got 48.972 dollars in a burglary.
48 years old
49 years old
Began work as a lab technician.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
51 years old
52 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
My sister Jessica's boyfriend Mark has given up drinking.
My sister Anna's husband Roy has ischemic heart disease.
53 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
My son ***** has graduated from secondary school.
54 years old
My sister Anna's husband Roy has died at age 63 from a heart attack.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 1% pay raise.
My sister Jessica has died at age 66 from a heart attack.
56 years old
57 years old
My son ***** has become an alcoholic.
58 years old
My son*****'s girlfriend Dorothy has graduated from college with a degree in Government.
59 years old
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 1% pay raise.
61 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
62 years old
Died at age 62 from suicide.
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