In the sixteen hours since
war was declared between the
Demoman and the
Soldier, a whopping 2,681,005 kills (and counting) have been tallied. That's bloody astonishing! And it's all thanks to you! You should all be proud of yourselves!
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Those of you worried that you're missing prime exam-studying time right now, keep in mind you're now participating not only in the bloodiest war Team Fortress 2 has ever seen,
but the bloodiest battle, ever, of all time. I don't want to oversell how big this is, but I am not exaggerating when I say that
this war can be seen from space. If a prospective employer isn't impressed by reading
that on your college transcript, watch out—you might be applying for a job as a five-year-old girl.
Hah!
Saxton Hale
P.S. Why not buy a
Mann Co. t-shirt? I don't wear clothes on my upper body, for obvious reasons—but I hear t-shirts are great for those of you who have been told to put on a shirt (for obvious reasons).
